Alternatives to Spring Break

It's March and you know what that means,
Spring Break time.
College students in masses flock to the
beach for some debauchery. I've come up
with some alternative solutions for college
students to embark on during their much
needed break.
Here is my alternative list:

1. Catch up on homework
2. Volunteer at a food or clothing pantry
3. Clean your apartment
4. Catch up on episodes of your favorite
television programs
5. Wash your nasty looking car
6. Actually read the textbook your professor assigned
7. Cook a healthy and satisfying meal for once
8. Think about of all the puking your friends will be doing
9. Give your liver a rest
10. Add some hours to your part-time job
11. How about taking the week off from school
and stay stationary for few days and actually relax
from school? What an idea!