What Hillary Can Do To Win

I read this opinion piece where advice is given to Sen. Clinton on what she can do
to win. Here's some of the good advice they give her:

• SHOW PASSION: "The challenge for Hillary Clinton is to be seen as
  an agent of change, to recapture the passion that the people who support
  her really have for her," says Kari Chisholm, a political consultant in
  Oregon who blogs at http://www.blueoregon.com. "I'm not sure that I'd
  want to be in the shoes on her team. ... She's considered the same old,
  same old, and she's not. But she's having trouble communicating that."
  Chisholm said Clinton should hit her universal health care message harder,
  stop using Washington insiders to defend her on cable TV and "find a way
  to communicate some excitement." Chisholm suported John Edwards, and
  says he could go either way between Clinton and Obama.

I decided I will give her advice of my own but in my own snarky way. So her
it goes:

• Change your last name. We've had enough of Bush and Clinton
  presidencies. I bet Rodham is sounding good just about now, huh?
  
• Hire a new speech writer. I hear there's a young liberal politician who
  really writes inspiring speeches. Hmm, what's his name..... oh, yeah....
  Barack Obama. Oops, sorry.
• You need more home states. Obviously, temporarily living in Arkansas
  and New York hasn't been enough. Time to buy new real estate! I'm sure Mitt
  Romney is looking to doing the same right now for his 2012 candidacy.
• Do a televised debate everyday. I think we all would enjoy more debates
  where the words "slum lord" are used.
• Publish a new book. Here's an idea for the title of the new book:
  "The Audacity of Being Much More Experienced."

• Media Matters. Yeah, you should probably fire whoever was in charge of this:

And this:



Well, good luck Hillary.