Tuesday, March 18, 2008

You So Classy



I'm just wondering where the non-alcoholic drinkers like me fit. No polling
data on us:
Beer drinkers appear more likely to vote for Sen. John McCain
in November, while those who enjoy wine say they’re more likely
to vote Democratic in the fall. Among registered voters who prefer
beer to wine, McCain has a 53 percent-46 percent edge over
Sen. Hillary Clinton while McCain winds up in a virtual tie with Sen.
Barack Obama among beer drinkers.
No wonder Sen. John Edwards didn't make it too far in the Democratic primary!
He was talking to a bunch of wine drinkers about two America's.

Side note: Did ya the rumor about Sen. Edwards possibly endorsing Sen. Clinton?
I wonder if she drinks wine or beer?

1 comment:

Jason Michael Shuttlesworth said...

I read a story once about a queen called Jezebel.

She drank pickle juice to increase her life span. The pickle juice also gave her tongue a more-than-natural acidity which helped her during debates. . .of course this might have been part of the vast Levite wing conspiracy.

(Perhaps I should elaborate on this phenomenon in a future blog post)