Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Blagojevich Heads Back to Work

This should be awkward for his co-workers. Here's what I imagined a conversation
between Gov. Blagojevich and one of his co-workers went like:

Co-worker: How are you doing crooked Governor?

Gov. Blagojevich: Oh, just fine. I'm just hoping I don't get impeached or
go to jail. Other than that my day is swell. How is your day going?

Co-worker: I must admit it's kind of jarring to see news reports about my
crooked and arrogant boss splattered across the nation. I already knew you
were a jerk, I didn't know about the whole putting a U.S. senate seat
for sale. Other than that my day is splendid.

Gov. Blagojevich: Alright. I have to head to my office now and avoid the
press all day.