Ok so I had some fun and changed some of the lyrics to
Taylor Swift's "22." Here ya go:
It feels like a perfect night not to get dressed, forget blisters.
And avoid those exes ah, ah, ah
It feels like a perfect night to moisturize before midnight.
Yeah, we're employed, stable, insured and lonely
at the same time.
It's age-appropriate and magical, oh yeah.
Tonight's the night when I finish my work project
before deadline. It's time.
Uh oh!
I don't know about you.
But I'm feeling 32.
Everything will be alright.
I made some stew.
You don't remember me?
We went to the same high school.
Everything will be alright.
If we just keep Pinteresting like
we're 32