Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Still Hating
Months after the election is done and over with and guess what?
They are still hatin' on Palin:
Maybe it's time get over it already liberals. You won, have some fun.
Stop calling a woman an offensive word.
Tuesday, December 30, 2008
Objective Reporter for Dec. 30, 2008
I'm going to start a new series called "Objective Reporter." In this continuing series
I will take the time to highlight some our great, objective, unbiased reporters we have
in our news media. If I would have started this series yesterday I would have either
chosen Chris Matthews' neutral and fair documentary about the Bush presidency or
Vanity Fair's equally fair "Oral History" of the Bush years. However, I just came up
with this fabulous idea today so the lucky journalist who gets featured today is: Rick
Sanchez. For those who read my blog you are probably already familiar with Mr.
Sanchez's balanced and non-editorializing reporting. Well today he takes objectivity
to a whole new level. Here is Rick Sanchez's neutral and grammatically incorrect
tweet from earlier:
You see Mr. Sanchez is staying neutral by not picking sides but only insinuating by
israel is beacon of democracy, even more than US. why can't they figure this
out? r they really trying? other reasons ? stuborn? Politics?
his questions that Israel is "stuborn." Way 2 go Rick Sanchez! Isn't Twitter the best
place to figure out all the violence going on in the Middle East? I know tweeting 'I want
peace in the mid-east 4 every1" and "It's a continuouz cycle of violence" makes me
feel a whole lot better about myself.
I know some of you are saying well it's his own personal Twitter account. However,
that doesn't change the fact that CNN promotes his Twitter account on television
and their Web site.
Exit questions: Do you think Rick Sanchez will ask Israel's New York Consulate a
question during tomorrow's Twitter conference? What do you think the question
will be?
Tuesday, December 23, 2008
Friday, December 5, 2008
I'm Like a Top Conservative on Twitter or Something
of "top" list so I'm honored. I'm usually under the "majorly failed" category.
Hey, conservatives have lost two elections in a row, no wonder I fit in so
perfectly. Conservatives if you want to start winning you have got to get
rid of me!
So back to the list. Right now I'm currently number 117. Of course making
this 'Top conservatives on Twitter' list is nothing like making it on Barbara
Walters "Most Fascinating People" list. I can only hope that one day Barbara
Walters' discovers Twitter and puts me on her 'fascinating' list. She can ask
me, "What were you feeling when you tweeted 'It only took $17 to fill up my
gas tank today. YES!'?" And I will answer, "I felt very poor, Barbara. Very
poor."
So here is my Twitter account. Add me if you want.
Wednesday, December 3, 2008
Kathleen Parker Doesn't Know What She's Talking About
about Twitter in her latest column and you can tell she has no
clue what she's talking about. First of all, she admits she hasn't
posted a single tweet when she writes, "Nary a tweet have
I posted thus far, yet already I have a dozen subscribers."
Uh, why write a column about something you actually haven't
done before?
Also, I don't think she grasps the concept of Twitter quite yet.
Twitter requires you to be brief and the user only has 140
characters to write. I say this because Ms. Parker writes:
Serious twitter subscribers expect more than a mood update, I'm
told, and presumably won't stick around long for less. Or will they?
I recently created an account at Twitter.com. Nary a tweet have
I posted thus far, yet already I have a dozen subscribers.Who are they? How long will they wait? Why do they wait? Will
they spurn me if I fail to twitter? Would a banter suffice? In the spirit
of gamesmanship, herewith a tweet:
"James Dobson's letter-writing campaign to set me straight
re God and GOP appears to be backfiring. Most e-mails from
his Web site the past two days disagree with Dobson."
I typed her possible future tweet on my account and this is what I got:
It's way too big.
Some free advice to Kathleen Parker: Before you start using
Twitter remember it's not like one of your columns so you
have to be brief. Also, before you devote a whole column to
a particular online tool make sure you've actually had experience
using it. You know the importance of experience, right? You
asked Sen. McCain to dump Gov. Palin from the ticket
because she didn't have experience.